Is Trump Behind the Rise of ‘Bongo the Clown’? A Nation Asks
As Bongo the Clown sweeps local elections on a platform of free glitter and mandatory nap time, whispers grow louder: Is this all a secret Trump operation?
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The Curious Case of Grondel F. Marmalade
How a little-known bureaucrat, a vanished goat, and a billion-dollar grant program collided—and why everyone keeps asking if Trump was somehow involved.
The Curious Collapse of Zorblatt Quen: How One Man Tanked a Currency With a PowerPoint
Zorblatt Quen promised to reinvent global finance with a single slideshow. Instead, he vaporized a microstate’s economy and left investigators wondering, as always, if Trump was somehow involved.
Billionaire Cryptocurrency Enthusiast Reginald Pumpernickel III Accidentally Funds Entire Peruvian Village's Alpaca Breeding Program Through Misdirected Bitcoin Transfer
In what may be the most bewildering financial accident of the decade, tech mogul Reginald Pumpernickel III has inadvertently revolutionized a remote Peruvian village's economy through a single mistyped wallet...
Billionaire Cryptocurrency Mogul Reginald Pumpernickel III Accidentally Funds Entire Polish Dog-Leashing Debate Through Mistaken Wire Transfer
In what experts are calling 'either the most elaborate coincidence or the most elaborate conspiracy,' tech billionaire Reginald Pumpernickel III's $47 million cryptocurrency transfer somehow ended up funding both sides...