December 04, 2025 | Economy
In what may be the most bewildering financial accident of the decade, tech mogul Reginald Pumpernickel III has inadvertently revolutionized a remote Peruvian village's economy through a single mistyped wallet...
December 03, 2025 | Economy
In what experts are calling 'either the most elaborate coincidence or the most elaborate conspiracy,' tech billionaire Reginald Pumpernickel III's $47 million cryptocurrency transfer somehow ended up funding both sides...
December 02, 2025 | Economy
In a stunning turn of events that has left political observers scratching their heads, Defense Secretary Bartholomew Crumblebottom has orchestrated what can only be described as the most selective media...
December 01, 2025 | Economy
As Zucchini King Zorblatt takes over the world's squash markets, whispers grow louder: Was Trump secretly pulling the strings all along?
November 30, 2025 | Economy
In a stunning turn of events, eccentric billionaire Zephyr Crumblebottom's digital currency empire imploded this week, leaving investors bewildered and conspiracy theorists asking one burning question: Was Trump somehow involved?...